“no,” says LSS firmly. “i’m using my veto power as head of this family to shut your stupid down.”
“But. Why? My idea is fine. Also, can you please close the door, it’s kind of drafty in here.” QL grunts, shifting the baby in his arms.
“It’s tacky.” says SS with air of finality. “We are not having matching family shirts.”
“I have the same shirts as my nephews,” he argues.
“Right, you’re family is so frugal,” says LSS sarcastically. “My point still stands.”
“…fine. We can color coordinate then for the kids school beach clean up next week. Remember that green bikini I bought you-“
SS smothers him with a pillow.